She dried a little and got out a book and sunglasses. But she was searching for something else."Excuse me?" she said to me.I looked and her and said "...Hello" She answered hello back, got up and walked over to where I was sitting. She say on the chaise next to mine and said. "I have a small emergency. I left my sunblock in my room, which is about as far away from here as you can get and still be here." I laughed and said "Say no more." and gave her my sunscreen. Now I could really take her in as. “What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the service-station attendant.“Nothing,” the woman answered “I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.”“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians don’t use saddles.”zonedoc‎ gets right to the point:As requested a “new” joke.The punchline:Donald TrumpThese are compliments of Joe Smart... A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were playing a round of golf but were delayed. It looked strange being so empty though, like a ghosttown. He still wasn't quite sure why they were being brought in earlybut he wasn't overthinking it.They pulled up in front of a four story brick building. When he got offthe bus, he saw a plaque marking the building Poe Cottage. The kidsunloaded their bags and set them in the entryway before being led to acommon area in the Cottage. The stern looking Asian lady, Ms. Shugendoapparently, walked to the front of the group and the kids. Now I am not some drop dead gorgeous woman with a body like JLo. I have a few extra paddings here and there and although I am considered chubby, my boobs aren’t that voluptuous although sometimes I wish they were big. My ass doesn’t stick out like Beyonce’s either, but it draws attention from onlookers whenever I wear form-fitting jeans or as of lately I prefer those comfy yoga pants. Fifteen minutes later I heard my buzzer buzz and without checking who it was, I pressed the OPEN button and.