From a thumb sized little peckerhead at the tip , to an intimidating pussy splitter at the base , it had the promise of being all things to all women ....Liz was intrigued . " I hope that thing doesn't kill me !"Naomi sprung the punchline on her . " The big surprise is the oscillating , reciprocating core . You just adjust the speed until it pops your cork ! Trust me , my dear . If my pussy can't say ' no " to this bad boy , yours wont ."The ladies burst out in laughter . Joan always thought ahead. "So You've been wearing my Lingerie?" No honey," I paused, my face reddening, " I have my own." You have your own?" Yes. I do, I've never touched yours, honest. I thought that you had found it, that's why I admitted it." Well I haven't found yours, but someone's been wearing mine, but who?"Her face dawned in realization, "I know who! I know who it is, and now it's time to catch him in the act." Him?" I asked. "Yes, Him! Hurry up and finish your drink, we're going to the mall..." On the way,. There would be a little silence at the beginning while titles ran. Cindy and I would enter and take our places. There would be an obligatory round of applause and we’d start playing.We didn’t start and stop on the first take. We played straight through the eleven minutes of music, there was applause, we bowed, and left. Then we did a working run through. We played each piece separately as the cameras picked up different angles, including pictures of our families and pod mates. The whole. I grinned and said, "You don't wanna know." "Well let's hurry up and get to my turn." "I'm glad you're last," I admitted as I laid back down. "Why's that?" "Because Suzi and I both have been brought to the edge. We both get to take our frustrations out on you." "Cool!" he said as I went down one side of his underpants, slipped my top front teeth under the elastic band, and was tugging it down before Suzi even could get into position. "Shit Joey! Take it easy! It's diggin into my happy sack..