Betty said sweetly. ‘You know, the one about robots taking over and virtual reality.’ There was a hum as Betty searched through her memory banks. ...The Matrix? She ventured. ‘Yeah, that’s the one.’ Another hum. ‘There is no spoon?’ ‘Nope, something else. You know, the part where he sits up in his chair and says something really stupid.’ Oh, ‘I know kung fu.’ ‘Yeah, that’s the one.’ Diego laughed tentatively, satisfied that his stomach wasn’t going to rebel, he laughed again. Men. Betty muttered.. It simply said, “Hi Dave, Start edging, Do it every day. We’ll meet in a week. “I must admit I had to search the web to find out what edging was and when I did I was both surprised and excited. I did, however, feel a hit of regret because it meant I had to stop all my other sexual exploits for a week. There would be no way I’d be able to visit my new sex friends without covering their faces with cum. I responded to Anna immediately.“I’m on it, Anna. Is Rick also edging for the week or is it. I was skilled with relating with and remaining on friendly terms with all my various liaisons, even with adding in the occasional pregnancies. It only took a short while to determine if a potential sexual partner had enough depth of character or sense of self to keep my interest and if not I didn’t pursue that aspect of interaction. I remained friendly though, since certainly they had friends and co-workers I might meet.The old joke asks “how do porcupines make love?” I have to tell you, that. Jarur yeh noori hogi. Yeh bat sochate hi mera land khadaho fufkarne laga. Lakin main phir bhi confirm kar lena chahta tha.Main bina koi harkat kiye dheere dheere darwaze ki taraf mud gaya.Hamare darwaze aur deewar ke beech thoda gap hai jisase bahar kaaadmi andar dekh sakta hai par se dekha nahin ja sakta. Lakin itnajarur mujhe dikha ki koi red color ka kapda pahne hai main samajhgaya yeh noori hi hai. Mera land dugune utsah main fufkarne laga.Aur main is tarah ghum gaya noori mera pura land.