“God”, he thought, “I can’t even do this right”, and tear began to swell up in his eyes. “Do you love me?” Susan asked. “Oh no, hear... it comes”, the voice screamed in his soul, “you managed to piss someone else off”. “Yes”, he barley whispered. “Then touch me, caress me, I don’t break!” Susan straddled his legs and resumed to kiss him. “What does she want me to do?” he wondered. Hesitatingly he cupped one breast in his hands. “Finally” she murmured. Slowly he started to knead the breast and. I worked like a mad thing, drilling, cutting, hammering, welding till by lunchtime my machine was complete! I had a quick lunch, deposited a restless Kittybot in the safety of my room, and then got ready to test my latest and greatest creation.I put on full safety gear. I was taking no chances. Elbow and knee pads I had from when I used to go roller-skating, eye protector goggles, some of my mum's old steel toe capped work boots, which with a little modification I had got to fit, and my bicycle. I called my friends and told them to be ready for 10 pm. My mom and dad came back from work that night and noticed my bags was packed my dad said to me "O you and Harvey sorted it out that's fantastic news" I looked at my dad and said "No dad me and Harvey are over forever there is no going back" my mom and dad looked concerned and said "Why are your bags packed then?" "Me and a few friends are getting out of L.A for a week we are going to Sydney Australia" my mom looked at me and said "Bit. Chuck Norris wins by attrition.Chuck’s Favorite Foods:WhiskeySteel WoolSometimes when Chuck Norris gets tired of Whiskey or steel wool, he’ll eat bread, cheese, tomato paste and a handful of basil, which sounds like a pizza but it’s not because Chuck Norris doesn’t want to give the Italian’s credit.Chuck Norris EncountersOne time for Halloween I was trick or treating and I dressed up like a pussy because you are supposed to dress up in something you are not. I also figured that Chuck Norris.