If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, an...d blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.5. I’m great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.6. If. Janine went further down and after kissing her belly she reached Miranda’s wet vagina. Slowly Janine started kissing the top and licking the clitoris softly. Miranda was drowning in a pool of pleasure. She had her legs wrapped around her friends shoulders and she was stroking her hair. Miranda felt two fingers entering her vagina. Again she gasped and she released a soft moan. After a minute of sweet pleasuring from Janine, Miranda couldn’t control herself anymore. She released her hardest. " Cheryl said with a giggle. Jeff just stood there, dazed from what he had witnessed. "Shit, Cheryl, are you fucking my wife?" he finally said with mock anger. She just threw up her hands and gave him a "you caught me" look. "How long have you been standing there?" Lacy asked."Right about when you told Cheryl to keep licking." Lacy put her hands over her face. "Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed!" Cheryl and Jeff laughed."Well, I better get going and leave you two alone." Cheryl anounced."Wait.". Recently we had increased our gym nights from two to three each week, working out on the machines and enjoying the ever-present eye candy. For a couple in our forties, we were both in pretty good shape, if I must say so myself, and sweating and straining at the gym helped keep us feeling young at heart, plus it never failed to put us in the mood for the bedroom festivities which inevitably followed. Our typical gym nights always ended the same way, with us tearing our clothes off as soon as we.