" Hell, bring that cute Lucas and we will have a party." Jen suggested."I don't need a party, I need to soak my ass," I replied."You soak, we will par...ty," she suggested."Well everyone here heard you, so now you are stuck with them all. Do you want me to bring more, or will this be enough." I could call Helen, to see if she and Jack would like to come over." Jen was thinking out loud."Why?" I asked. "I'm not opposed, but why would you do that? They are not your friends?" No, but if Helen knows. “Aight, aight, so it was a little funny.”“Oh my God, you should’ve seen yourself hopping and cussing up a storm.”“With my goofy ass. God, I can’t believe I panicked like that.” She covered her shame and muffled her giggles.“And who you calling lil girl? We’re only seven years apart.”“Probably the Bajan in me girl.”“You gonna cuff me?”“Nah, that ain’t necessary. Hey, you’re lucky this isn’t a place where bail skipping is a felony. That bond is lost though.”They left the bedroom, strolled across. 2 Law of Gravity Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.3 Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.4 Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.5 Variation Law If you change queues (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.6 Law of the Bath When the body is fully. Those unfettered by the bonds of marriage, were engaged in similar activities. They, however, did not feel constrained to a house. Exhibitionism and voyeurism were both things of the past. Now it was all just fucking. As she walked, slightly bow-legged, Kelly passed easily a dozen separate couples, as well as a few large groups, on cars, benches, and sometimes the concrete ground, gyrating in ecstasy as the cool night air struck their sweet soaked, sex-tired bodies. Their moans and screams.