It was a pink night gown with bows and lace and Beth said, “I want you to wear this for dinner,” and she helped me slip into it. “It looks perfe...ct on you, and look, you can see your cleavage through the neckline.” Beth said as she adjusted the straps on my shoulders.My hands were shaking as I felt the slick fabric against my legs and hated the feeling of my hairy legs. I could see the hair sticking through it in places and I must have shown my displeasure in my face.“We need to get your legs. Tall, lanky, cantankerous, full of myself, hard hitting cowboy. Don't drink, don't smoke. Really unusual. Not quite what you'd expect. Nevertheless (learned, too) what you see is what you get.Leading an idyllic life on the "prairie" of West Texas, my spread covers 108,961 acres, to you city folks, that's 140 square miles. It's on the El Paso side on Monahans, past the sand dunes a bit. I acquired it in a game of poker. That caused me to give up gambling for fear I might win something else. Not. "I'm glad I let you borrow one of mine." Janet said as she made Mikewalk the plank. A step forward and he fell into the water. "It lookslovely on you. If you want I can ask mom to take us shopping so you canhave one like it." Thanks." Kevin blushed."You know, Kelly the only one who hasn't gotten wet yet." Sandra said asshe and Janet clashed their rubber swords from Halloween together."Let's join forces and make her walk the plank." Good idea." Mike said as he joined them aboard the pirate. I’ve seen my mom eat the contents in private shows. It is gross but she is a tough bitch,” Hayden admitted and scrunched up her pretty upturned nose in disgust. There was a hint of pride about her mother’s ability to do that cradled within Hayden’s tone when she said it was gross though.I told her that I wasn’t going to apologize but I did find it fascinating. “I am not sure about a turn on though,” I told her. “I wasn’t sure you being a urinal would be either to be quite honest.”“So tell me.