. and, of course, groupies. There was no shortage of BBW femaledom on hand at each signing, eager to experience firsthand the Schmertzylvanian lovemak...ing secrets of the world's most famous (and, with his waxed mustaches and aroma of horse-leather and brandy, dashingly handsome) writer of BBW erotica.Once this would have been too absurd a dream even for one of his first stories, pecked out by hand on his TRS-80 and uploaded to the earliest and crudest erotica BBSs. The kind of ridiculous fantasy. “A hint?” Alice felt a sudden stab of hope“A riddle, perhaps. Are you good with riddles?”“I don’t know,” she admitted. “I’m rather clever. At least I like to believe I am. Just in case I’m not nearly as clever as I think I am, perhaps you could make it an easy riddle?”“I could do that. Yes, I believe I could. Let me consider it for a moment.”Again, Alice sat in silence, but this time, it was infused with hope, until finally, it announced that it has come up with the perfect riddle, not too. “Throw me one,” Todd heard a voice behind him, from the edge of the camping area. Joanie, who had long enjoyed joining her kids in athletic pursuits, held up her glove. Missy expertly threw a strike to her mom, who didn’t flinch when it popped into her glove near her ear. She then took a little bit of a running start before firing a missle to Todd nearly 300 feet away. For good measure, he caught it behind his/her back.Devon was already on speed dial.“Coach! I’m seeing something I’m not. But that changed quickly. It came in a bright red envelope with the name "Will Hudson". At first I thought it was spam until I noticed that it was sent straight from the government. I opened it hoping I didn't share a name with a notorious criminal or something like that. But all it contained was red card with my information and letters reading "LICENCE TO FUCK". I looked over it for a while until my sisters friend Mindy saw how puzzled I looked. Mindy was a very cocky girl, her and my sister.