“My gosh. What is happening to you?” he said, pulling her into his arms.“That’s easy,” she replied, kissing him. “You are.”Dinner with... her parents was even better than she had hoped: They had gone out to a nice Japanese restaurant, eaten mountains of food and talked about everything under the sun. Her parents told her stories about when they had been going out together in college and got each other laughing so hard that people at other tables were turning to look at them. They listened. At this point I must have had an epiphany because at the ripe old age of 21yrs I lost my heterosexual virginity; I am led to believe that I scored a direct hit and she got pregnant. On reflection I doubt if I was the father as the timing just did not work out; it was a borderline immaculate conception. Anyway she never pursued the matter.It was just after that encounter that I left the UK and spent many years in Australia and rather like a small time crook, I went straight.I went so straight. West nodded politely. “Where is my place in the house master? I asked. He grinned and replied that “you can either sleep in the cellar in the basement”. As I rushed towards the toilet, Master stopped me “don’t even think about using the toilet” and he pulled me by my collar towards the kitchen and threw a pan towards me. “You must shit only in this pan and empty it by the freeway, if you badly needed a bath you can bath in the backyard with my permission understood” he shouted. “Tomorrow. They didn't know what to say, they just sat there on his porch. They kept on sitting and sitting for about an hour."Oh gosh, this is really awkward. What is even happening right now?" SIdney thought to herself. Tony was just staring into space and it was a bit creepy.She was taking a sip of her capri sun when Tony suddenly spoke."Hey, there's something cool in my basement. C-can I show you?" He said meekly. Sidney glanced towards his hands and noticed they were shaking a bit. "Um... sure? Let's.