)When I pulled into the parking lot of Jake's club, I was proud that my old Sentra wasn't there to embarrass me, among the Mercedes, Jaguars, Rolls, a...nd other Cadillacs that occupied most spaces.Jake had called ahead and had the 'red carpet' just waiting for me: Valet parking, valet EVERYTHING, right down to polishing my golf shoes!I knew Jake would do me one better, and this was starting out awesomely.After an iced tea and a change into something more climate worthy, we headed for the first. Long about 9 a few regulars started drifting in. From the looks they were faculty as opposed to students.Nothing much happened, the jukebox kicked in then about 9:30 a young black man walked in and looked the crowd over. I looked back, he walked over to the stool to the right of me and asked: “Is this seat taken?”“Nope,” I replied, “help yourself.”He ordered a beer, same local stuff as I was drinking, and then introduced himself. Responding we exchanged first names. He went on to explain. Maine or 3 log ko choda hai wo mai aapko apni dusri story me btaunga bt phle ye wali coz ye meri favourite incidence hai ab story me ata hu .Ye baat karib 10 months purani h mera friend jiska naam karan h mai uske ghr regular jata tha and usse meri bahut acchi jamti thi soo 1 din mai uske ghr gya usko bulane to wo ni tha ghr me uski behen (karishma) bahr aai to mai usse dkhta hi reh gya wo bahar pdti thi n abi 1-2 din hi hue the use aae hue bt maine phle kbi ni dkha tha use bt suna tha uske. Wait a minute. You know who Lisa Ann is?”“Hard-bodied brunette, fake tits? Looks like Sarah Palin?”“That's her. How do you know Lisa Ann?“Dude, half my boyfriends jerk off to her videos. I gotta admit, she's hot” – she licked her lips clean – “Mmm, not bad. You don't smoke, do you?” “Never have. How do you? - Oh. Wow. You are um...wise beyond your years.” “Yeah, something like that. This ain't my first rodeo. Or my first bj.” she chuckled. She took her time pumping the last drops from my.