I played with it all a full day before I heard from Harold. "I have decided to have our little date on the pontoon boot. You know where I keep it, so ...you can just meet me there."Since I don't want to ride the trike after dark, I think I'll rent a car. So don't be surprised to see me pull up in a strange car." I said."Do you want me to pick you up somewhere?" he asked."No as soon as you feel you got your bribe, I want to leave. Harold this is not love, it's a business transaction." I said."Don't. “All my life I’ve been looking for someone special, but the only love I’ve ever really had – real, unconditional love – is from my dog, Sally. She’s always happy to listen to me talking, or to go for a walk, or to jump on the bed and cuddle up at night.” She looks around to make sure no-one can hear her. “I know this show is for doggy virgins – but is it alright if I admit that I’ve let Sally lick me? It’s amazing, I let her do it all the time. Pretty much every evening. No man can match that.. I started rambling on about what I said and what had happened, I lost myself and was blubbering for at least 20 to 30 minutes when I realized that Bob was the only one in the room. I asked where Michelle was and he said “she went to talk to your husband as soon as you started crying” Oh for gods sake, she’s been with my husband for half an hour? I ran to the front of the house only to see Michelle walking back. I froze, she walked in to the house and proudly exclaimed “he’s going to see the Dr,. And then I walked toward the next-door, no more than ten feet away, I absorbed the exciting ambience seeping from the weapons. I was embraced by dead silence, compounded with the knowledge that hi-tech guns and ammunitions were patiently waiting inside nearby lockers. The master key to those lockers was safely tucked into my breast pocket. Again, the knock of my feet against the cement floor clamored in my head like a favorite tune. I looked up at the dim fluorescent lights not two feet above.