..”This bunch is compliments of Allan A man goes to the clinic and makes an appointment with an ophthalmologist and an urologist. The nurse asked, �...��Why do you need them both?” He replied, “Either I’ve gone color-blind, or my piss has turned blue”.This guy went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor ... I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA”. “That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?” says. As he started to pump, she seemed to really start to like it, and than both of us got 2 new cocks in our mouth, so we just relaxed and enjoyed the ride. The guys were great, they all took turns and used both of us, bringing us off multiple times. I don’t know what guy did what to what hole, or how many times each guy fucked me and Kim, but in the end, both of us were fucked out. We were both laying over the tree, heads down, breathing hard, cum running down our legs from both our pussy’s and. I absolutely hate it when he uses my Christian name like that. Like it is an insult.“Can I take a shower, with you? We used to all the time.”“Are you high or something?” he said as he undressed to take his shower.“I’m horny, that s all. Why won’t you fuck me ... Robert?”“This is the middle of the day, you are acting so inappropriately. Put some clothes, please?”“NO! I plan to walk out of this room, completely naked, in front of our children if you don’t fuck me right this minute!”He undressed. Then she, Jean, Myra and Alice fell into a detailed discussion -- that excluded me -- of exactly where in the room Elvira was sitting, what she looked like and with whom she was seated. Eventually they came to the communal conclusion that none of them knew any of the party Elvira was sitting with."Jesus Alice, it was a long time ago, and best forgotten." I said, kinda breaking into what had turned into a private discussion amongst the four of them."I don't think so Duncan. Ex-wives you try to.