Watching some porn on my phone and had the TV on for background noise. The door rang and it was Noime. The pastors wife. Looking her usual stepped out...ta a fashion mag. She was supposed to be meeting my wife for something. Well I invited her in and when I got up to make tea for us my phone ended up connecting to the TV somehow. Well I had no idea my porn was playing on the TV. When I came out of the kitchen with the tea I was so shocked to see this on the screen. Well the shock came because the. But the catch was (too bad for me)That Hank had a yen for a tranny,And my bride gave me a strange lookAs I said, "But we don't have any."She told me the way it would work,Told me a detailed story,Then made me drive to the storefor a tube of depilatory.I had to cream up my arms and legs,had to cover my man parts down there,And after I showered the stuff awayI was pink and hairless -- everywhere.Next she made me slip into some panties,And worked on my face with her make-up.When I saw my new look. . I knew I had to make this happen because I knew her better than anyone and she is a mess when she is drunk, but she is honest! So maybe have a few drinks and see if she is down.I remember hearing from somewhere that Craigslist was a good site to hook up anonymously! I get on there and I see how easy it is to use, but I also see what kind of people are using it (let's just say there is some very weird people) anyway I figured I make a post stating my situation and plan in hopes of finding a. The whole State knows you, knows of your successes. Your negatives are some rumors of overly aggressive actions towards some criminals, but your stature is high. I know that you are not running, though. The State Attorney General was only two points behind, but after this latest thing with the State Crime Lab, his numbers are likely to fall.’ ‘And I can assure you,’ said Governor Jared, with considerable feeling, ‘that he would not have my support nor the support of any of my political.