. I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that?"The Englishman replied,"Awfully ...sporting of your mother, old chap!"This one is compliments of Misguided ChildA businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so. She felt a spark ignite within her. Her body soon was on fire. When she gushed her orgasm, her cum combined with her juices flooded his mouth. It was so intense she emptied her bladder into his orifice too."Do that all the time I might keep you around," she gasped."How about a blowjob?" Andy asked."My pleasure," she turned, put his cock into her mouth. She let go a small fart in his face. She giggled then swished her tongue around the head. Feeling her mouth work on his erection. He spilled. You fine.Me: yes everything’s fine.She: let’s go.Me: yepWe started jogging and she started talking.She: tell me the truth. You went away because I said I was married.Me: (talking to her in bit low voice) yep. I thought you are a college girl.She: (laughed)ya I know many people thinks the same way as you think.Me:hmmThat day we didn’t talk much and suddenly in the gym, she came near me and asked for my mobile number. I was surprised and gave it to her. In evening, I got a message from an unknown. From this point on, Mary was working out as hard as possible to ‘muscle fatigue’. Thats where whatever part of her body she worked with weights, got so tired, it was difficult to move at all. Her legs felt like lead after the heavy repetitions of the larger weights. She could hardly lift them to walk, but they looked terrific as the training built strong muscle. She knew in a few minutes they would feel normal again. So she went on to the next part of her body. Her arms. Laying down on her back.