”Say thanks to dorsetmike‎ for the following.Three old men walking side by sideFirst: “It’s windy today”.Second: “No, it’s Thursday”Th...ird: “So am I. Let’s go for a beer.”What goes across a lake at 100mph? ... A motor pike and sidecarp.I used to love farm vehicles, but not anymore - I’m an ex-tractor fanI was frantically pacing outside the maternity ward today.Just so everyone thinks I’ve actually had sex.Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.A blind man joins. I passionately kissed her in the lips and surrounded her waist with my hands. She was responding well and caressing my hair. I opened her mouth with my lips and entered my tongue. She caught that nicely and was tasting it. I was feeling the pleasure and continued the french kiss for few minutes.I broke the kiss and came down a bit. Amazed at her boobs and wanted to see those lively by removing the blouse. She helped me and threw that way in a moment. I took one of her boobs in my mouth and. I reach behind your back and unclip your bra and it falls to the floor. I kiss each nipple in turn then greedily suck on each boob enjoying the feeling of your soft flesh pushed up against my face.I kneel down I front of you and bury my face in your panties, enjoying your warmth and feeling them start to get a little wet. I open my mouth and put it all around your pussy and let me hot breath tease you for a second, then pull them down and enjoy the sight of your pussy being revealed as I tug. I asked, “You want to go again?” She said, “Nah.” I thought she teased me again with her stupid sense of humour. I removed my hands and I thought I’d play along and said, “Okay, I’ll just go and jack off in the bathroom then.” She smiled and said, “Ha, Ha, very funny, go on then.” I didn’t move. She kicked my cock with a foot and said, “Lay down here; I’m going to see how you take a Helen blow job.” I thought ‘Well that should be interesting,’ I wonder how did her blow job differ from any.