” I felt something in my hand, and looked down and WHAT IS THAT COIN? One side was gold, with a perfect image of my face on it, and my name imprinte...d around the bottom, while the other side was a rusted copper green with Sarah’s face and name in the same style as the gold side. I looked over at Sarah and saw her holding up her own coin - the same, except with the colours flipped.“These are your wishing coins. When one of you flips your coin, whoever wins the flip will get a wish. The wishes can. " His tone of voice was very matter of fact and Jeff had no doubts he was being serious. "You make a good piece of ass, Jeff. The way you enjoyed me pumping your cunt, I could sell you to any of a dozen whore houses around here, but Quince might find out and he wouldn't be happy with me." Bill started the car and pulled out of the disused factory. "Of course, no one can tell Quince where you are if no one sees you. I've always wanted my own personal whore."Jeff was praying for this nightmare to. “Here, give me the broom I’ll show you how it works.”Drunk in France-true eventThis actually happened to an Englishman, in France, who was totally drunk.A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking.With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches there-after.Quite upset, the policeman. She ushered everyone inside and turned toSamantha and said, "Get the girls cleaned up and let them relax for anhour." She looked at her watch. "That will take us to almost threeo'clock. Bring them around back and have them in place by then." Sheleft the room.Samantha looked at Chris and Todd and said, "Just look at you two. Whata mess."Chris said, "It wasn't our fault, Miss Samantha. Those men wereanimals." Oh, what did those bad men do?"Todd said, "It was terrible. When you left they got.
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