Images of cauldrons, bugs, black cats, and bats flooded his mind so he was relieved when he discovered that her kitchen resembled his Grandma's kitche...n, it was beyond clean. He placed the bag on the counter and was bade to take a seat as she placed a tea kettle on to boil and placed cups on the table."You probably grew up on Lipton tea," she said as he placed a large glass jar filled with loose tea in front of him. "I think you will find this a lot better." She produced two tea balls and filled. ”Are we going yet?“Yes.”Good. Now let’s try to stay professional here when we meet this Fud guy. I don’t trust leprechauns.“I’m always professional,” Penelope says, holding her head up high.What, a professional slut?“Take that back.”I won’t.“When we’re out of this, I putting you in a cage.”You wouldn’t dare.“I would too.”Fine, I’ll take it back. But I’m not going to agree that you act professional.“That’s just your opinion then,” she huffs. “Now, why should we not trust leprechauns? Wizard Crud. Gotta brief you anyways. Sorry about that.”She smiled apologetically, coughed once and completely changed her demeanor.“Alright, listen up Dude! The 129th Rasheul great slave tournament features a grand total of 128 combatants. In seven nail biting and chest pounding fights you will have to hack, slash, bite and blow your way to victory in a no holds barred match. And we are not kidding around here. Weapons are allowed, as well as items, magic and whatever else you can think of. Only. This story is about the time I spent with my father’s brother’s wife, or in simpler words, my aunt. My uncle and aunt lives with my grandparents. They are farmers. They don’t have any children because my aunt is sterile.My aunt, she got married at the same time as my birth. She is a very friendly person. We used to talk to each other as if we were buddies. This happened to me 5 years back, during my 12th standard vacation. My grandmother was very ill at that time. She had been admitted to a.