Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a Middle aged couple from Weymouth.A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pil...ls, they were labeled LSD?' Granny replies, screw the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!'The wife's back on the warpath again.She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I. It was at that moment that Penny, for the first time, noticed that Mistress had something in her lap. She now picked it up and presented it to Penny. It was a collar!Penny's heart sped up and her stomach filled with butterflies as she wondered if this time, at last, she would receive her Mistress's collar."Tell me, Penny, why did I refuse you this collar last week?"Penny knew that, at last, she fully understood the answer to that question."Because I did not yet understand my submissive nature.. . Kissed her again and took those beautiful boobs …In hand and started squeezing them hard and she was shouting a lot … I squeezed them a lot and started to suck her nipples they were like rock hard … And I sucked them and she was moaning “oh please shashi slow … Dont bite hated please ”But I dint care her and sucked both the boobs for 15 min and then left them… They became red in color and she started laughing and jissed me again and rolled on the bed …Now we got up the bed and hugged and. I have learned to pee this way and I can do anything I want but I can't touch myself Last Friday after tucking me she pulled a t shirt over me with my hands behind me in cuffs this held my arms down. The shirt came to just above where my cock should be if it wasn't trapped between my legs. She left me in the den and went to get ready to go out. I heard the shower going so I snuck down the hall into our room to see what she had laid out to wear. You see after she gets dressed I have no idea.