"But you are the leaseholder!" I know, I know--whatever--it says 'yada yada yada--eviction without notice--yada yada--'"The rest of the note was incre...dibly clear. I looked intoCharlene's dark eyes and stated that we had to report tothe manager of the building to resolve any problems we hadwith the decision."Darby--the same bastard we dissed earlier today," sheremarked."Exactly." XIIIt was almost 8 p.m. when we decided to go down to Darby'ssuite and try to bargain our way back into my own place.. My only chance to prove my innocence is down in Florida, in Fort Lauderdale. I knew that if I were on the road, there'd be a lot of people who'd be looking for my face, but on the water... ," she paused, then resumed."I'm sorry for kidnaping you, and for my language, I'm just really pissed that Roberta's dead, and that piece of dog crap who did it, is trying to pin it on me. I figured my uncle in Fort Lauderdale could help me, he's a retired colonel in the State Police. No plan, just going to. She said that she knew how badly I'd always wanted "this" and pushed me to my knees.I looked up into her blue eyes as she stepped towards me and lifted her skirt and knew exactly what she meant. She had no panties on and I touched my tongue to her and found her peehole and then kissed, then opened my mouth as she began to fill it. I won't say her pee was sweet but it was heady, and good; everything I'd ever dreamt.When my mouth was almost full I tried to swallow and lost a little out the. ..Anyone who could squeeze two more drops of juice out of it, would win the money.Many people had tried over the years: weight lifters, longshoremen, block layers, etc., but nobody had ever been able to do it.One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit. He sat down, ordered a glass of draft, & started looking around the bar.After reading the sign on the wall about the lemon challenge, he said in a small voice: "I was just reading your sign,.