Lurch.’‘And copy her mom, Tom.’‘And to the school board, Ward.’‘Don’t forget the jerk’s spouse, Klaus.’“Jake, can you come with me... back to the office behind the bar? It’ll be a lot quieter.”“Sure.”They walked together holding hands towards the back of the pub. Folks kept offering encouragement and patting Jake on the shoulders until they closed the office door. Sandy leaned on the desk and pulled Jake to her while holding both his hands.“I have an addition to the fifty ways. Maybe we can call. It wasn't that difficult. Mrs. Kittering was an absolute pixie of an old woman, with still fiery blue eyes and done-up hair that seemed to want to fly off in stray strands here and there."Abigail Kittering. Welcome to my home. Please sit. Gladys will be bringing us tea."I sat back down and Mrs. Kittering sat across from me in a padded straight-backed chair."So I understand you are suffering from a case of mistaken identity?" Just some sort of government records foul up," I said. "They've been. "Have a good day honey. Try not to worry about things", she said as she left. "Damn, I have a sexy family", Alex said as he leaned back against the pillow.***Alicia Morgan looked at the object in her hand in disbelief. "This can't be true", she whispered to the empty room, although she knew it was. Those two little pink lines weren't lying. When she'd gotten dressed earlier, she'd realized that she should have had her period by now.Trying not to worry, she'd driven to a drug store and bought a. "He never has liked Me very much,You know." She told us. "He thinks I'm too snooty! Imagine! Me! Too Snooty?! It's just because I'm Rich!" she said,and flipped her wrist like she was shooing something odious away. "He's such The Socialist! If He only knew! Someday,I may just have to change His mind and show him How much Fun I Really Am!" The day You do That,Mother,is the day You make Me a widow!" Mommy laughed. "I can see it now. We're all together for dinner at the Four Seasons, when You quite.