. I pursed my lips, thinking hard. Maybe it was just the silly way Jane had been acting. But no, it couldn't have been that. She'd been pretty annoyin...g, especially the way she'd tried so hard to be cute. It might work on guys, but I wasn't a guy. Well, I was a guy, wasn't I? Isn't that what I always told myself and anyone who would listen? But I wasn't a lesbian! Except I had a girlfriend I reminded myself, wondering if I wasn't going crazy. I was a guy who liked guys, and just happened to like. “For what it’s worth, Sarah is by far the sexiest girl out there.” “I agree, but I have to say that you come a close second Jess.” “But I’m not performing.” “You don’t need to.” She smiled and winked at me as she stepped back out of the booth. She walked off to do whatever it was she was doing now and I closed the door. Some music started and I slid a coin into the slot. The blind slowly rolled up. Standing next to the bed was the 'school girl'. She was doing that coy stance with her head down. The shot had been lit carefully. With all Freddie's years of experience he couldn't be sure if her top had revealed a glimpse of nipple as it stretched across her breasts or whether it was a convenient (or inconvenient) shadow. He still wasn't sure after re-running the scene several times.It was all very different from the archaeologists that had been on TV in his youth, Freddie thought. Then, the main qualification seemed to be a bristling moustache and a military bearing. Now you needed. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’????So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!’“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck!?? Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”“Not everybody pays.”A couple more from Andy KDid you know fleas hate winter? As.