"The woman was confused by this and she said, "Didn't you tell me that the rod and reel were on sale for twenty dollars? How did you get $34.50?" Yes ...ma'am, the rod and reel are only twenty dollars, but the duck call is eleven dollars and the Catfish bait is another three fifty."The woman paid the bill and left without a word.I got a lot of laughs on that one so I decided to try another."Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been. ‘I know. I’ve been so busy with family visiting. How were your last few days?’ ‘Oh, so relaxing. I caught up with some writing and reading.’ ‘Great. Now are you ready for the last bit?’ ‘Yeah. I’ll be ready in a bit.’ ‘Cool. We’ll pick you up 8:30. We only have a three hour drive today.’ ‘Ok, see you in a bit.’ Cyrus was excited to see Adrianna again. It had been five days since they spent one of the most passionate nights together at the Milford Lodge, but unfortunately, after they returned to. What did the piece say? She was in his room every night? Her mind a blank, and her emotions running riot.She roused herself and phoned Cheryl."Can I come round?" she asked plaintively as the tears began to fall."He's done what?" Cheryl exploded, as they sat with the universal healer of all ills in Britain – two steaming mugs of tea. Brian was out at a meeting."He's been fucking the roadie." She repeated the words, as it that would make them untrue. It had the reverse effect."Sorry, darling,". His left hand was on his Colt as he turned to see a young boy standing there with a blanket tied around his waist, holding a long stick ready to swing at Tom.“Drop the stick and come here boy,” Tom said as he drew his Colt.The boy dropped the stick and started crying as he walked to where the girl was lying on her back and looked down at her.“Millie, I tried but I couldn’t get a swing at him.”“It’s alright Danny, don’t cry I know you tried,” the girl told him.“Who are you and what’re you doing.