’ ‘You too?’ ‘I’m a reformed lawyer, and I’m very proud to say that I never practiced a day in my life.’ She raised her glass in a toast... and said, ‘So, here’s to a no-talent ballerina and a bum lawyer, who are both dedicated to doing absolutely nothing to make the world a better place!’ He laughed and toasted in return. ‘Okay, forgive me for being a nosy a-hole, but you look like angels look, you’re wicked bright, funny, completely cool … how is it that the male population on this planet is. “Errr...” I heard from the kitchen.“Oh sorry Faye,” I disengaged from Alice, “I forgot you wouldn’t know about a halogen hob. It is obscure.”We made lunch, ate it, thanked Faye, and washed up. Then Alice led the way up to the bedroom, because in daylight the net curtains downstairs don’t quite give enough privacy. “Where’s the cover?” she asked.I said nothing, but looked at Faye. It made her anxious, then her sweet face brightened. “I’ll get it,” she said, “it’ll be in the airing cupboard.”Faye. Then she said that she once shagged a man up the ass with a strap on. I asked her if she was up for it she said ok then but I don’t it on me so I said I wave a dildo at my house so you can dildo me. She said i’m going to ram it in my ass then In yours and lick it after. So we went to mind and got the dildo and went to a green house across the road. As we got there I said I know you Abby I’m in love with your saggy tits and your fat belly how old aer you. She said in 44 but enough small talk. " Hold on a second," Tim Hill, the head writer said as he stepped in front of the small crowd. "Before you fly off the handle, I have to tell you that this is work-related." This is work-related?" Stormy said unbelievingly. "I can't wait to hear this one. And I don't want to hear any of that crap about morale building or anything like that." You don't know, do you?" Tim asked."Know what?" Stormy replied."She doesn't know," he turned and said to the rest of The Crew, who all seemed to be sharing.