Let me think about it while I go get your bill," she answered giddily.As she walked away, I watched with a nervous excitement for what she would come ...up with. It actually turned me on to think about being used as a tip. He really knew how to get to me, and I let him know it by saying, "you are so naughty, and I love it." I know you do slut, and this is just the beginning," he replied.Moments later our waitress returned, dropping off the check with a cheeky smile before turning and leaving us.. With slightly trembling hands, I reached out and undid his belt and pulled down his zip and let his jeans fall to the floor. I gasped in amazement, he was wearing a thong and this massive erection was stretching the fabric to the limit. I put my hands round his buttocks and pulled him closer to me. His erection was now resting on my lips and I let my tongue roll across his pants. Slowly I eased off his pants and almost choked when I saw the size of his cock. It was nearly 9 inches long, very. .all of them?' 'Well, nearly all. All above the waist, anyway'. 'Surprised she didn't try to eat ya. She's a carpet muncher.....fucking one of the girls in the typing pool. Supposed to be a right dominating cow....did she...you know?' 'What?' 'You know...er.....touch you?' 'You old pervert...you want to watch me and Helen in a 69?' 'Oh er...no no of course not!' 'Fucking liar...haha''Come on...you drive. Let's find a pub and have some lunch....see if they've got a room. Fancy a little. I was in the living room reading a book when the doorbell rang. I opened the front door and encountered a woman, probably mid-thirties, standing there with a big smile on her face. She held out her hand and said, "Hi, my name is Linda." I told her my name was Peter. She continued, " My daughter and I live just down the street from you. The reason I stopped by was to see if you would be interested in buying some Girl Scout Cookies. My daughter would be selling them to you but she is.