. I got a little kiss on my lips, and then an expectant glance... "Okay, I'll need to come up with an excuse to be away from the house on ' a Sunday '... ... but maybe I can tell her that I have a couple of cars to wash. Joann said, "say no more, if I put $10 in your pocket, that you can pass it along to her (my Mom) when we're done with each other and come back, do you think that will work?" I nodded YES, without even thinking the plan out AT ALL. Joann then jumped up from my lap ... making me. What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it”7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.8. I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.9. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.10. My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I. She has really no idea how profitable the business has been over the years and I have no intention of telling her. I will call the list wildly inaccurate and put up a mock fight, only to let her emerge victorious with a large share of the values she knows about." Is that legal?" Jennie asked."Good point Jennie. It is. As long as I tell no lies it is. I will dispute the accuracy but then very reluctantly agree to the summarized assets my ex-wife comes up with. That ought to make her suspicious,. Or, more appropriately,I was now her."What have you done?" I managed to softly gasp, and then I heard mybreathy little voice and I gasped again."You're your own dream girl, you dumb bitch, or can't you tell? Youliked forcing yourself inside women, so my dad and I decided to make ita permanent condition. Your name is now Amber Cox, and you're an 18-year-old incoming freshman, fully enrolled and being subsidized by me,and tomorrow is the first day of fall semester. You've been out of itfor.