A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat ... A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t r...un and does mostly nothing except eat, yet it lives for 150 years.And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so!Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.Funny, I don’t remember being absent-mindedFunny, I don’t remember being. A tiny gasp came from her as he teased her skin with his teeth, kissing and biting, kissing and biting until he reached her shoulder, her body now leaning limply against his as she felt her knees go weak and quiver with anticipation.His tongue sliding softly up the side of her neck he gently nibbled up the edge of her ear, sending more electricity racing through her skin and down her spine before whispering into it hotly "take off your clothes and lie down on your back." She tried to think of. But, I think Adam would love it. Where else can a guy find two prettier women who want to make him happy. I think I'd like to do it, even in front of my mom."Well, the ball seemed to now be in my court. My daughter was becoming a pretty hot young lady."Well, it would certainly be unforgettable for Adam ... and for us, too. I've never done anything quite like this before. I've tried to raise you to be open to sex and to enjoy it, I know I sure have. I guess maybe Adam is in for the going-away. I hadn’t considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, “I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.”The other driver leaned out of his window. “I hate to tell you, lady,” he said, “but I think it’s too late!”Clearing the Church The 2000 member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black.