The funny thing about marriage is that usually many of these women end up in sexless marriages. A marriage completely void of sex. Their husbands ar...e for more committed to working and putting food on the table instead of sex with the misses. This leaves a lot of lonely women with tight vaginas at home with nothing to do. At 10 am the husband is usually gone and the k**s are dropped off at daycare. A completely empty house with nothing to do. Obviously these women are online looking for. '--Tim, 7 years old'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'--Melanie, 7 years old'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'--Grady, 7 years old''My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'--Toby, 7 years old'My Dad loves beer. The more. She has just discovered that we want her gone and now her feelings are hurt. She's angry and wants to punish us." I guess that is one theory," John said. "I'm not sure that I buy it."From the dining room David called out, "Hey, it's Chinese." She brought Chinese," John said."Hey, there's beef and broccoli. I love that. There's some Sweet and Sour Pork, too." Those are your favorites," John said."There's some Egg Foo Yung," David shouted. "I haven't had that in ages." That sounds good," John. Light skinned, about the shade of caramel. 6 feet tall, 150 lbs. or so. With a normal short haircut. Very athletic too. I played basketball, football, and track. And it was evident with my build.She was 17 and white. Tall too, about 5' 9", about my weight, but I didn't care. She was friendly and a junior in high school. Smoked cigars, weed, and drank. I avoided those things. Icared more about sports than all that nastiness. But, it all worked out. In both of our favors.DAY 1."Oh man! Am I.