And to tell the truth, there is hardly any difference!”I say dig him up and clone him!The Darwin AwardsThe Darwin Awards are finally out. The annual... honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year’s winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out.This year’s winner was a real rocket scientist...Read on ... And remember. I just looked at it in my hand for a minute, and thought about what i was about to do. I leaned forward, and touched the side with my tongue. I felt Derek quiver. Then i licked the tip a little, and kissed it. I quickly pulled out from under, and led him quietly into my backyard. In the corner of my yard, out of sight of the windows, was a large wooden work bench. A blanket was strewn over it, hanging down the sides to make a little fort inside we had been chillen in a while earlier, and eating. "I would be honored if you would have dinner with me tonight," Xizor suggested, smiling warmly at the princess. "We can discuss these matters then." I would ... love to," Leia smiled, finding herself eager to do whatever Xizor proposed."Splendid. Show Princess Leia and her friend to their guest rooms." At once, Prince Xizor." Howzmin replied.Xizor smiled as the princess and the wookiee left his office. Their first meeting went well, and the beautiful princess would soon be his. Leia was clearly. Ich werde alles erklären.“ Victor hatte eine Pistole in der Hand und zeigte auf einen Fernsehbildschirm.In dem Fernseher war Anne zu sehen. Sie war an einen Stuhl gebunden. Ihre Arme waren nach oben weggestreckt und an etwas an der Decke gebunden. Annes Beine waren an die Stuhlbeine gebunden, so dass sie breitbeinig dasaß. Außerdem hielt noch ein Seil um ihre Taille sie an dem Stuhl.„Was machen sie mit ihr,“, schrie Alfred „Ich bring Dich um Du Schwein.“Victor richtete die Pistole auf ihn..