, and no one had really met him yet, much less his family. Bedecked in my Dinner Dress Whites (a military tuxedo for you land lubbers) I had been circ...ulating throughout the seven room mansion chatting with different attaché's from other embassies and drinking when 'she' caught my attention. 'She' was an absolutely stunning woman and a definitely '10' by anyone's book. She looked to be at least 6' tall with long blonde hair, blue eyes and legs and breasts that were... well needless to say they. Your head is just bloody brilliant. I am jealous" What of? Hair or nose?" Both! I just wish I could get away with it. Maybe when George and I go away on holiday, I could try it out? So did you do this after you got back?" No, I got back looking like this." Wow. Scars of battle or right of passage?" Well - bit of both really." Active or passive? I mean did they just do it to you, or did you ask for it to be done?" Well — oh, it's a bit embarrassing really." Embarrassing? Now I am really. She came out the door and found me instantly."Who are you?" she hissed."Uh..." okay, moment of truth, do I tell her who I am or do I play the game until I can figure out what the fuck was going on? "My name's Mike."The light from the window winked off and I flinched."Mike? Do I know you?"Yeah, mom, you could say that. At least in another year or so, you'll know me. "Uh... I don't think so," I said, moving away from the wall and closer to her."Hey, aren't you that new kid, the one that works up. You smile.“Yes ma’am, I’m looking for a costume.” You say and she gives you a sarcastic look.“Of course you are, this is a costume shop after all.” She chuckles softly as you blush. “Just ignore an old lady’s attempt at humor son, what kind of costume are you looking for?” She asks and you scratch the back of your head and shrug.“I really don’t know.” You reply. The little old lady eyes you up and down for a moment and then a smile brightens her face.“I’ve got it! Bo Peep!” She says and you.