In fact, I absolutely guarantee it! If you find you can't get dates after this weekend, I'll refund your money. I'm that confident1"With an offer like... that, Mike could hardly refuse. He pulled out his wallet, and paid the man. The wizard rolled-up the doll, and placed it into the overnight bag."Now, Mike, there are a few rules about using this love doll. First: don't let her get cut with anything. Be careful, you don't want to break her integrity. Second: don't force her to do anything she. C? You are the coolest mom of all our moms. We feel comfortable talking to you and that’s why we told you this. That’s why we spend so much time here. We all like you and we want to be able to talk anything we would want to with you. Please?” “Your glass is empty too. Why don’t you fill one up and relax?” I heard Prashy say and more scotch was being poured into her glass. Asif said, “Fuck! Look at him dude. He put his hands around her. I can’t wait to see what happens.” I now somehow managed to. Let me tell you, my mother could kiss!Mom sat there on the sofa, her smile as big as my dick which had gotten harder than I’d ever known before. “Not bad, son. You can really kiss.Then, I felt my mouth say “Truth or dare.” What I heard it say was, “TTTRRRth, dRRTTEE.” I cleared my throat and relaxed for a moment. Then I managed, “Truth or dare?”My mother’s laugh was embarrassing as she found humor in my discomfort. “Truth,” She said.I decided to end this game here and now. “Mom, how far did. ..”And what’s the use of that vintage hot rod?Dick got a horrified look on his face.She noticed and said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”He replied, “You were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”“Ex-wife!?” she shouted, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”Dick replied, “I wasn’t...”✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to mixerman478 ‎What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?A tearjerker.✧ ✧ ✧How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?He forgot to wrap his Whopper.✧ ✧ ✧I asked my wife why she.