My heart skipped a beat. I didn’t know reading words could have this effect but reading that immediately turned me on so badly, I found it hard to c...ontinue walking back home.“Do you workout?”, she asked.“Yes, rigorously. Why?”“It shows. I wanted to rip your pants off and spank your ass hard.”I realized things were taking an interesting turn. And definitely for the better.“I am scared now”, I said.“Good. Come to my place at 3 pm on Monday. Bring the documents you were supposed to give me.”I just. " Really, what is going on?" I didn't really ask. We are talking next week to setup another weekend. I think she has some kind of family thing." I'm going to have to train you better." Probably, but you have time to get me fixed up." Well, this will make your day. Harper broke up with her boyfriend." Actually, that makes me sad. She seemed to like him." Well, she seems to like you, too. That is part of the problem." I don't think I'm the solution to this problem. She needs to get over him. My armor strengthened my limbs. I would slay this thing for my divine mother. This thing was an affront to all Rithi stood for. I howled as I raised my weapons, Greta charging at my side.The Paragon grinned, the mongrel features of her face twisting as the mismatched features clashed with each other. Her pace slowed. Her muscles bulged in her arm as she flexed her fist. I reached her, swinging with my hammer, my momentum impelling force into it.She raised her arm and took my blow. Light burst. A while later she comes out of the exam room and tells the doctor, “You were mistaken about him. He doesn’t have his girlfriend’s name tattooed on his equipment, he has his ship’s name tattooed on it. The Ticonderoga!”These are compliments of Andrew B.A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent.