“I’ve seen all the episodes.”How did you get to be such a big fan?“I’ve always been good with animals. Dogs especially. When I was a teenage...r I noticed a sort of attraction to dogs. I never thought about it much. Never did anything about it. Then I found an old photo album. It had pictures of my mom when she was in her twenties. She was posing naked for someone. It looked like it was in our old home in Sweden, before I was born, and before we moved here. As I flipped through the rest of the. "Hello, lace panty Dad, I'm glad you're ready. Come with me." She walked into her bedroom, with me closely following."Now, undress me" she said and turned towards me.With trembling fingers, I unbuttoned and removed her blouse, and unzipped her skirt which slipped to the floor. I then reached behind her and unhooked her bra and slipped it off her shoulders. Her firm young breasts vibrated rather than sagged, and her nipples protruded stiffly in front of my face. I slowly reached down and slid. "Daddy, we need a Mother for my brothers & sisters, Let me be theMother," said Hofus."Hofus, my son, do you know what you are asking? If you do this, you canno longer be a father," sighed Daddy.My Daddy, the priests can make it temporary. When Juno is married, I willbecome myself. Daddy, will you let me?" asked Hofus."Yes my son, go and become "Flower," said daddyThen Hofus became Flower, Mother of the family and all was well. As theMother, Flower tended to the needs of her children while the. Like it wasn?t enough just to live in it together ...Something was missing. Friends told us it was time to start a family, butneither of us wanted children. We wanted something else... something forthe house... A kind of finishing touch, the crown jewel of all ourefforts... And then it struck us, we needed a Victorian maid to go alongwith our Victorian house! So we advertised on the internet and in thenewspaper. You should have seen the trash out there who applied. Wewouldn?t have let them in.