The guy walked up to me and asked for his football back I though him the ball and said "next time be carful you fucking jerk you smashed my $5000 watc...h and it don't look like you can afford to pay for it" the guy stood there for a few seconds and then said "I'm sure mommy and daddy will buy you a new one" I looked at brit and said "can you believe that guy" so we returned to sun bathing for another half an hour. at half past 12 we went and had some lunch in the hotel and walked back up to my. "Ma'am, should I send the first model in?"Audrey removed an item from the box and snapped it out to reveal that itwas a pale pink hipster panty made of nylon with a thin pantywaist andappliqu? lace on the legs and the panty front."Adorable, aren't they?" Ah...yes ma'am." There you go again Ann, do you like these panties or not, you must havesome preference?" I, well, I do like them."Okay well I would think you should. You know I have to finalize theoutfit for all of your fellow graduating. The uncle was definitely out. I don't think he would live for fifteen minutes after Peggy saw him walk through our door.I suddenly got an idea. I grabbed the phone book and dialed the number of a private detective. I wasn't thinking about it being night time and I got a recording. I left my office number and my cell phone number and ask that someone return my call the next day.The next morning I received a call on my cell from the private detective. I explained what I needed and he suggested. We were just staring longingly at each other when our thoughts were rudely interrupted."Awe?look at the two freaky Goth lovebirds?isn't it sweet?makes me wanna wretch."It was Jenny Hastings, the head cheerleader. "Goofy freaks of nature, you are. You'll probably get married and have even freakier Goth kids. How sickening?" she finished. Candice looked at me and said, "Michael, guess what Jenny's thinking????Nothing, cause she's an empty headed, cheerleading bimbo." Empty headed?!?!?BIMBO!!!".