Lacie could only watch as he slowly walked back and grabbed the metal frame of her cot. Slowly tugging, he pulled the metal frame away from the walls.... Lacie could feel and hear the bed frame shaking gently, quiet squeaks coming from underneath as Lacie then understood that the bed had wheels. Moaning in fear of what was happening, Lacie tried to roll off the bed, anything to delay what she knew was about to happen. Her traitorous body didn’t respond. Seconds seemed like hours to the helpless. I'm heading into town to do some last minute Christmas shopping, did you want to tag along?" No thanks. I've got a lot of homework that I wanted to get done before dinner."Teresa smiled my way. "Okay, have fun, I'm off." With that Teresa was down the stairs and out the front door. I watched through my curtains as she walked down the driveway to her car. For the first time I appreciated how her sweater clung to her shapely breasts, the way her long brown hair seemed to caress the nape of her. I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.Ever stop to think and forget to start again?When I married Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.There may be no. After a lengthy wait the bus and passengers loaded on the ferry barge. the tugboat pulled us away from the landing and we crossed the Paso to Revolution and the Isla Aguada. The banks of this Paso was lined with the wrecks of abandoned ships and fishing boats. Now the trail took to the shore and the bus picked up speed ... all of fifteen miles an hour. All along the beach we had observed the damage of a recent hurricane.At Saban Cuy we headed inland. Following dusty dirt roads we entered the.