The countdown started, and I had the glass upside down on my head before he had even licked the froth off the top of his beer. It was still quite earl...y and none of my friends had arrived at the pub yet, so I turned away from the bar to survey the room while the next beer was being poured, and that was when I noticed that the two girls at the end of the bar who were watching me with an intense curiosity. I turned away from their gaze to allow me to humiliate some other poor sod who’s father had. Just as she got into her car I said aloud to my empty truck: “You have nice tits.” Then as if admonishing myself I said: “Yes I am a fucking pig.”Unfortunately, Becky heard the last part and it didn’t take her long to put two and two together. “What would mom say?” she jokingly asked.“Oh she’d agree with me,” I said. I knew I was right because Katie often pointed out sexy women to me. She felt safe knowing I would never stray. I gave up pointing sexy guys out to her when she said I would make a. I was interrupted from my thoughts by a warning on my H.U.D., I had picked up a gravitational distortion followed by a burst of radiation of varying types. I ran out side scanning the horizon, the burst of radiation should be harmless here. I spotted Ogna and yelled to him."Ogna, get everybody to the cave by the herb field in the hills NOW!"I saw him look at me and start gathering people."Ogna now!"I amplified my voice."Everyone over to the cave in the hills now, run, forget everything just. . FUCK!!!! That was all I could think of in my mind, and in my haste I wash my hands in the master bedroom attached bathroom, shut my door and take a nap. While I slept I had a nice dream of Heather deep throating my cock, gagging, and spitting on it giving me one of the best hand jobs I have ever had. The dream didn't last long. Click Click Click.... "Heather what the fuck are you doing on my damn computer?" and than I see what the click click click was, she was scrolling down reading the sex.