-Phyllis DillerMost children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.-Phyllis DillerAny time thr...ee New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.-Phyllis DillerWe spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.-Phyllis DillerBurt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.-Phyllis DillerWhat I don't like about. Only once in their five years had she really beenangry with him. She punished him with a spanking he would neverforget. That was when he found out she was stronger physically thanhe was. Since that spanking they were a loving couple again. One night at supper Shirley said, "Marva Gilliam has given me hernotice. She is one good office manager. I am going to have to finda replacement for her. I don't know who I'll be able to get thatwill do the job she does." Stanley reassured her saying, "I'm. And to feel you." You're most welcome, Sir."Once inside I gave her the little parcel with the Gucci scarf. "I hope it's the right colour." Ooohh, thank you, dear. Yes, I think it is just the right colour for the Alfa Romeo. I'm getting quite Italian."She tied the scarf round her neck, and guided me into the living room. "Sit down, love, I'll be right back with a couple of cups of espresso."She had prepared a small tray with my favourite whisky, her own favourite brandy, and a couple of glasses.. He was far better at playing it cool than I was. I still felt as though everyone knew what was happening. After class I changed at the gym and met up with Adam at his dorm. He came down and we hoped in my car to head to the park. The ride there was quite, we both knew what was going to happen, but I was too nervous to say a word. At the park we stretched a bit and started down a trail. Arriving at a clearing, we stopped and stretched a bit. Adam then started walking into the woods. I was.