Returning inside, he called out, “One of the first things you learn as a healer, you have to find and eliminate the cause of the problem. Looks like... we just did that a few minutes ago.” He looked about and continued, “There is trash in the street. Anyone who removes it to the midden can have anything useful they find.”As he crossed back to his table, he stopped and asked Bart, “May I borrow Beatrice? I’ll pay you and tip her if that’s allowed.”“That you may,” responded the innkeeper, “You just. ‘Ginger was playing with herself and staring in shock at Roger’s rigid penis sticking through the bars of the cage. ‘I have never seen one nearly that big before! You could use that dang thing for a baseball bat.’ ‘I advised, ‘You ain’t seen nothing yet honey. Here, rub some of this on it.’ I gave her the ‘real’ Miracle Grow to play rub-a-dub-dub with. ‘I found this miracle potion to make dicks bigger in what is probably the greatest literary work of erotica ever published, The Perfumed Garden. So you are fulfilling the dream she once had." Daddy says granny hated magic" said Petunia looking puzzled."That is quite true, Petunia. Sometimes when you suffer a great disappointment and discover you can't be what you really want to be your reaction is to turn against it. Then you go on to pretend to yourself that you did not want to do that anyway. I think that is what happened in your granny's case. That may be why she was so antagonistic to the world of magic and anyone who could be what. The Judge said, "Thank you for having been so cooperative. I'm told that no one ever Mirandized you, so what ever you said really could not have been used against you. I'm happy for you that this worked out."The prosecutor said I could leave. Just like that it was over. A bad dream was over. As I walked to the door I had come in through, it opened and Steven Barts, or whatever his name was, came through the door while the bailiff was changing the cuffs from behind him to in front of him.Barts.
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