* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.* You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.* Local Area Network in Austr...alia - the LAN down under.* Every calendar’s days are numbered.* A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.* A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.* Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen. John climbed onto the bed and shuffled up behind my wife as he placed his hand on her cheek and guided his throbbing cock to her hungry pussy and pushed an inch inside,`oh your cock is cold` Jen shrieked as she pushed back to take him whole,his hands grabbing her tiny waist and wasted no time in banging away on her ,Jen`s moans rang out as she loved every thrust,i was frantically tugging away wondering what Jen would say if she knew who`s cock she was taking.Jen shouted out `slap my ass` as. Smith got out of the car. Before I could try to get up, she told me to stay still until she calls 911. I told her that I was fine just probably cut or bruised something and it was not big deal. She then asked to drive me home. I told her that my parents would not be home until 5 so I was just going to stop by the sub shop to get something to eat. Before I could get in the car, she suggested to come over her house for a bit while she cooks me lunch. It was the least she can do after running me. He looks me up and down still smiling. "Nice T-shirt. nice chest! Welcome! We don't get a lot of guys like you or, your age!" I look around the 2 rooms and there was about 15 older White men. I was in my late 30's and the youngest guy there was 50! At first,I felt "odd" being the only Black man there but, everyone was so friendly! So, I felt more at ease. The host asked me if a was "Top", "Bottom" or, "Verse". I quickly told him that I was a "Cock Sucking Top and PROUD OF IT"! The moment I said.