"It's the area past the football field," I said. "Where all the stoners and losers hang out." Oh, yes," said my mom. "'Areas of ill repute, ' the news...letter called it." Yeah, that," I said. Ill repute. What the fuck's an ill repute? If the reputes are getting sick—whatever animal that is, is it like a groundhog?—it's probably from all the pot smoke. Why don't they just clear that place out anyway? "The kids there like picking on people. Naked guy is just too much of a target." And a naked girl. "Harley? Yes. Wilson is OK with this, so I guess I'm yours for theweekend.What's that?Oh, you remember I told you that Wilson likes to wear my panties andthings when I'm not around so this weekend I'm making him spend theentire weekend all dressed up as my girlfriend while I'm with you."Yes, he does make a pretty girl. Ok, here he is," she said handing me thephone. "He wants to talk to you."She watched me take the phone, "Hello," I said feeling completelyhumiliated and without any control of my. If there was one thing that stuck in Eric’s mind from all those heart-to-heart talks, it was that sex could be something wonderful, delightful, delicious, and totally enthralling, but it could also be sneaky, devious, vicious and the road to ruin if one chose to use it that way. She repeatedly drove the point home that he should never be afraid of sex, but that he shouldn’t let it become his master, either. Eric was absolutely certain in his mind that Rachael and her mother were people who. .. the uniquely unique ... Chom!”Pip clapped while Chom marched to the witness stand. He shouted, “Way to go, Chom!”“Not him,” Judge Jack groaned.Chom sat down on the witness stand after taking an opportunity to bow to the applause. He preened a bit. He spent a few seconds straightening his beard.The clerk asked, “Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”“Is that a trick question?” Chom asked.“No,” the clerk said.“Do I have to answer it?” Chom asked.“Yes,” the.