If anyone recognized me, I'd have been surprised.As I neared, the desk clerk quickly hid his look of disdain. They were good at that, desk clerks at l...uxury hotels. He rested his hands flat on the desk. "How may I help you?" I'm here to see Beverly Sommers." Very good. Is she expecting you?" That's complicated. Would you ring her room and tell her Amber Darling is in the lobby."He blinked. Then he picked up his phone and dialed, and no doubt I was not the strangest thing he'd seen that week.. With Ellen and Mrs. Carter away for the afternoon, it might prove a joyous respite to somewhat vary her sexual activities.But on the other hand she mustn't appear too easy. Men never respected women who were human punchboards.She crossed her legs at the knees, showing just a small amount of thigh and said absurdly primly, "I really don't think that's a topic open to general discussion. Isn't there something else we could talk about?" She scrunched down into her seat over the vibrating prod,. The Chief wants results by the weekend.’ Shamus responded, ‘Yes sir, I’ll get right on it. Oh sir, the staff room is buzzing with a story that the stripper has skipped, but her twin sister is filling in at the club. Last night she had a wardrobe malfunction and her bra fell off and all the tips went on the floor. Two drunks got up there to help and… well, the rest of the story is x-rated.’ The chief paused and smiled. ‘Shamus, you ever read any Damon Runyon?’ ‘Yes, sir. Hard to miss for an. I thought I NEEDED to be respected. Master has taught me that those things are not needs at all but selfish wants. Those things don’t define Honey. They defined Karen. I am required to talk simply these days. I don’t use the bathroom or go number two. I don’t defecate or even poop these days. Why? Because those things are just fancy ways of saying that I shit. The same holds true for pissing. To use any fancy words is to put on airs that I don’t deserve to put on, much the same as clothing..