" It's been a while," Mike admitted."Haven't seen much of you since you quit coming to the council meetings," Jim said. "Anything ever happen with tha...t book you were writing?" Not much," Mike said, "But now, it looks like the County Historical Society might be getting interested in printing it." That's good," Horton agreed. "Have a seat. What brings you over here?"Mike introduced Mark, and explained that George Lindquist had told them about Horton's dog team. "Mark is kind of thinking about. I have to confess that I allowed my free hand to wander down from her frilly blouse to her tightly fitted skirt protecting her feminine flanks from male interference that might involve either inquisitive fingers or a fanciful hardened shaft of enlightenment. In my weakened condition, I was easy prey for her web of female deviousness and I was so lacking in any desire to keep my defensive shields up that I probably assisted her ministrations by drooling all over her Ta-tas like a schoolboy with. We found the eating place. Vanessa led us over to her mom and littlesister, and was apparently about to introduce her, when Ruth said, "Hi,Mrs. King. Helen, this is Lucy, my older sister, and this is Ma." Just like `Little House on the Prairie' then?" giggled Helen as I shookher hand."We get that a lot," answered Ruth with her own giggle."I'm pleased to meet you," Mrs. King said to me as we shook hands. "Isee you already met Vanessa."My new friends all went to their own families and friends. . ? What, you're trying to bribe me into issuing you a patent?" Yes." What's your name, son?" Rory Calhoun."Wiseman looked him up and down. "Your parents didn't do you any favors, did they? You look like a movie star like I look like Hulk Hogan. Hang on a second."The OFUCK administrator looked through his rejection files for a moment, quickly finding Calhoun's application."Ah, yes, Mr. Calhoun. Yours is a rather unique sexual position, but it has been done. SP-005691, granted to Mr. Rateesh.