If my wife found my underwear drenched in semen she'd insist I was thinking of some Internet porn-inspired "phantom" lover and we'd be right back in t...he thick of it, slogging through the arguments all over again. I was getting too old for that.I began to breathe deeply and focus my mind on relaxing the muscles of ejaculation. The buzz began to subside. The efforts of my dream lover did not. She began to rotate her hips in a wildly sensual hula. I felt the buzz return.I realized that I had no. You got balls livin' up there."This had not taken very long, so I spent a few minutes making a grocery list. I didn't really know what meat was left at the cabin other than the smoked meats. I bought a couple of roasts, a bunch of ground beef, some fish, a few cans of vegetables Eliza wouldn't have canned herself, bread, honey, a bag of dog food, some dishwashing soap, some regular soap, some ladies' shampoo, a couple of hair brushes, more toothbrushes, and a couple of popular paperbacks.Back. As they stepped into the party many heads turned to inspect the newest guests. A number of guys dropped their conversations with their girlfriends and made their way towards Kaitlynn and her friends. Although the girls discussed they would stay together, that meant nothing as soon as guys and even girls came left and right trying to strike up a conversation, dance, or even openly fuck them. Kaitlynn found herself talking to a guy who was well tanned, had curly chocolate hair, slightly big. She can’t hide it from me. She got married to some sucker who was on welfare his entire life. I pity the fool. He doesn’t know what she is. Oh, well. She’s his problem now. The further she stays away from me, the better I’ll feel. Seriously. She’s got diabetes too and both she and her husband are having trouble conceiving because of it. I really hope they don’t bring any more sociopaths into this world. The world is a tough enough place as it is. I can’t stand any members of my family. They’re.