”The voice on the other end said, “What is the patient’s name and room number?”“Sarah Finkel, Room 302.”“I’ll connect you with the nur...sing station”“3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?”“I’d like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302.”“Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she’s had two full meals. Her blood pressure is fine. She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr.. Beverly laughed and said, “He’s my seeing eye dog. Leave him alone.”The girl kept a close eye on me and went into the far stall. Soon I heard her fart very loudly. Beverly asked, “Is that you Terri?”The girl said, “How did you know?”Beverly replied, “Because it’s me… Beverly?”Terri asked, “So how did your eye operation go?”Beverly replied, “I’ll tell you in September when we go back to school. Until then you leave my seeing eye dog alone.”Terri asked, “Is he house broken yet.”Beverly laughed. After all, the shrine and its out buildings were very, very old and ... There! He'd heard it again! Throwing aside his covers, he carefully got to his feet, making little noise as was humanly possible. Bump! Bump! Crash! Not only did he appear to have prowlers on his hands, they sounded like rank amateurs! Not that he'd necessarily know the difference? Moving stealthily, he opened the door to the priests quarters a smidgen."Fucking great Izo!" Luks growled, disembodied, accompanied by the. . we were careful..." No we were not! I told you that pulling out bullshit wasn't going to work and now look at the results! I'm knocked up!" I yelled in a whisper."Are you sure? I mean what if you're mistaken and you're just sick or something."I laughed sarcastically. "Yeah and that would indicate why four pregnancy tests show me positive and the fact that I've been feeling sick every morning for the past two weeks."He frowned. "So what do you want from me? I guess you want me to screw up my.
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