The car passed, I resumed.“Jeez Louise, Lightfoot! Learn to drive!”It struck me that I’d never heard Callie use a real swear word. “Do you eve...r actually swear?” I asked.Studying the traffic ahead, she answered, “Nope.”“Why not?” I asked, turning onto P Street NW.“I was taught swear words were crude. One time, I complained to Dad. Swear words worked for other kids at school. He told me I didn’t need them. Then, he showed me how to use an expression and my eyes to scold or show anger. Believe me,. ’ ‘You are right, of course. This table good?’ ‘Fine. Yeah, I’m right. But, hey, it’s easy to be right about others people’s shit. Know what, I’ll tell you some of mine and you can be right about that and then we’ll be even.’ ‘I don’t know if I’ll have anything helpful to offer, but I’ll listen.’ ‘Right. Well, it’s this thing with men. I never seem to get it right. My relationships have always been with guys who are super charming at first and then turn into either paranoid-controlling assholes. ”“Damn lucky” I managed back.Nate asked “Why what are you doing”?“Well first off,” I started, “I’ve got a girlfriend.”“Oh yea I forgot about Katie.” Nate said.Ok, so Katie is my girlfriend, 14 years old, about 5’4, athletic, with a great body, about 32 B and shoulder length blonde hair with brown highlights. I have been going out with Katie for about 2 and half months, but it has only gotten a lil’ more serious the last week or two. Now I’m not exactly Mr. Perfect, but I get by pretty nicely. I. Despite the banter, I respected Abby; she was a strong woman who didn’t take shit from anyone. The fact she desired Vi as much as I did was a bonus for my fertile imagination. This must be the other third of the fun Vi had mentioned before. Abby sat there open mouthed. I couldn’t tell if she was angry, sad, confused, excited or just downright frustrated. “Okay…. What do you have in mind, Vi?” “You and I will go back to the room, Abby… Matt has to wait here for maybe an hour or so and then he.