After the shower, while getting dressed, my best friend Michael said, “Man, Rich – you got quite the snake,” giving me a slap on the shoulder. T...his was before the era of ‘high-fives’.“What are you talking about, Mike? What snake?”“The one between your legs, dude. I’ll bet you drive the girls crazy with that,” he said.Not knowing any better, I agreed! It was seventh grade – didn’t all guys have a snake?When he talked about girls, I blushed – I never spoke more than two words to a girl. There. In a group of people where the guys are more interested in playing Magic: The Gathering than asking out a girl, I am the stud. Funny how every group has an Alpha and Omega. Here, I’m the Alpha. I have an actual job instead of working in a video store or just being a poor student. I am in shape, pretty good looking if I do say so myself, articulate, I know how to speak, and more importantly, I know how to listen and act interested.Usually I am interested in what these people have to say. All of. Whilst kissing each other, having exchanged mouthfuls of champagne between each other, I undo the buttons of your blouse, unclip your bra, to expose your wondrous orbs with their marvellously erect nipples. I take another sip of champagne and dribble and lick it into your nipples…. The bubbles burst on them, the coldness makes them more proud and the bubbles penetrate the outer edges of your ducts, sending quivers down your spine.At this point you are a proud Amazon who has me enraptured and. We looked at each other, her beautiful dark brown eyes meeting mine, her eyebrows going up as if to say, “What?”, and then that quirky little smile of hers as I leaned in and we kissed. Lightly at first, then tongue tips touching, and then even more deeply as she rolled back, and I rolled onto her. She moaned into my mouth as my hands slid up under her sweater, over her ribs to those magnificent knockers of hers, covered in a silky bra. I found the catch between the cups and unfastened it..