”“How about a contra deal? The thought of paying a man to fuck me is abhorrent to me. I am very good in bed, or any other position. And I love to ...talk dirty. If I buy that very expensive piece over there at full price can I have you gratis? You can deliver it and fuck me at the same time. Or now that we have broken the ice, maybe I will fuck you.”“Would two-thirty tomorrow be suitable? Sex is always better in the afternoon.”“Fine, what would you like me to wear for you?”“High heels and a big. On the way back home, she passed out in my lap. When we reached her place, I had a really bad urge to pee and she invited me upstairs to use the loo.As I finished my job and came out, Samaira had poured us scotch and was sitting in the living room rolling a joint. She had also taken off her jacket, and for the first time, I saw what an amazing piece of tits she had. Round, heavy and waiting to be held on to.She was wearing a sleeveless top (I love women who wear sleeveless in winters) and a. By the time he had completed the task he was knackered and he plonked himself on the ground with his scaly back resting against the mini-mountain he had created. He went to get something cold to drink (for it was a fearful hot day) when he suddenly remembered he had left his provision pouch inside the ship when he was making his final trip."Unnghhhhnhcch", which roughly translates into "Oh fucking hell", he said, and with that he just sat there, unable to move."Wheeeee!". That was the sound of. After I pee it goes away, but other times I don't know what to do about it." "Well son, since your Father is away overseas I guess it's up to me to explain some things to you. What I'm holding in my hand is properly called an erection, the boys will call it a boner or hardon or a woody just to name a few. I can show you how to take care of it when you are alone. The easiest thing to do is to rub it for a while and it should go away." "Mommy can you show me how to do that now?" She laughed and.