Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.3.... If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the. Then she cupped it and started squeezing lightly. I started to get that certain tingle in my private area. She took my nipple inbetween her fingers and started tugging on it until it was rock hard. Then she lowered her mouth and started licking both breasts and sucking on them. By that time I was trying to rub on her and she told me to take my time with it and make it last longer. She slowly pushed me back on the bench so that I was laying down. Then she started kissing and licking. Gabriella’s pussy looked as wonderful as always, more so for seeing a hot stream of piss flowing from where-as Kayleigh’s protruding clit above her fast-flowing fountain of hot pee was possibly even more provocative. Zara was still weighing up the respective sight of her co-worker’s pissing pussies when she noticed the large damp stain in the far corner. She knew instinctively that this must have been where Colette and Susan had squatted to pee. The cousins were both slim and petite and Zara. They waved at me or flashed me thumbs up or said such naughty things to me.It felt like a game was happening. School spirit was on display. That excitement brimming in the air. It buoyed me. They were all coming to watch me lose my virginity. My college would witness it. This was so insane. I couldn't believe how much our college had changed since last year.Clint and his harem had opened all our eyes to such taboo things like incest. This felt like the culmination of it, building over the last.