There it was again. The c-word, but this time in relation to hispenis. It was only four and a half inches when hard and he didn't wantto think about w...hat it measured right now in a cold bathroom. Not thecompliment he would've liked, but at least Asha wasn't mocking him orrunning for the hills. That had to be good news, right?His cheeks burned with embarrassment as he finished emptying hisbladder. Ethan moved to pull up his pants but he was interrupted byanother firm yank of the leash."NO! Not. I'vepulled you over in concern of pubic safety." Good morning to you officer. Sorry for my driving, I'm just a littlesleepy," Tracy responded coherently.Realizing the female police officer was dealing with a crossdressedmale she responded to Tracey with female pronouns and titles, "How muchhave you had to drink tonight, ma'am?" Not much officer, a glass of wine over dinner and two beers when I wasclubbing." Do you mind taking a sobriety check, ma'am? Please step out of thecar."Tracey said she. This was tough love time. He could not let his deep-seated love for Kathy soften his resolve."Thanks for the great brunch, Kathy." The kids all echoed his thanks. "Kids, are you all ready to head for Uncle Greg's?" What do you mean, kids? Am I not part of this family any more? I want to get some sun, too. I'm coming along." The girls put on their well-rehearsed looks of disappointment just long enough to be sure Kathy noticed, then expressed their happiness that she was joining them.As they. But first they said they wanted to smoke a bowl. Little did Laura know that her bowl would be laced to knock out her inhibitions. After we smoked and drank a little more, my wife kicked off her heels and was fully determined to get Buck and Trey into difficult yoga poses. They were all flirting, laughing and there was some inappropriate touching, but it seemed everything was harmless. When Laura suggested that Tony get off the sidelines and try some poses, Buck blurted out, "don't worry about.