I know how much you love those dreams. You may rememberme as your best girlfriend from those dreams."I gasped: "You... yes!" My heart was now beating ...out of my chest. I tooka deep breath to calm myself."You are welcome."I finally managed to swallow. Next I worked on breathing."Well it looks as if you've caught me in the act." she said smilingagain. "I can't give you pleasant dreams if you aren't asleep, now canI?" Don't leave." I stammered, afraid she would vanish. I sat up and shehovered next. But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon ... and six drops fell into the glass.As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the guy his $1000, and then asked the little man: "Do you mind if I ask what do you do for aliving? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for Revenue Canada."These are compliments of DavePresident Obama walks into the Bank of America and says to a cashier, "Good. I lead the portside railgun team. I also try to serve as the senior crewmember.”Jackie looked surprised. “Why you?”“Because he is probably the most mature man on the ship,” I said. “He was married before his pickup and brought his wife along as his senior concubine. He also has three children, making him one of only two members of Crosica’s crew who has dependents living with them in Beacon.”“Beacon?” Jackie asked.“I heard the concubines using that name,” Sergeant Bruce said. “Who’s idea was it. .now keep sucking, I am almost ready to claim it”. All the while you are moaning, begging, “Please, take me now I can’t stand it–I need that cock inside me now” He told you to turn around and quickly you complied. He looked down at me with his huge cock in my mouth and said “Look at your wife, see how quickly she obeys me...She is craving my cock and you need me to fuck her” I reluctantly released his manhood from my mouth and said “Yes Sir...please fuck my wife, I beg you Sir..please claim her.