” He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her c...ontractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. “Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks. “Hanging myself,” the blonde replies. “The rope should be around your neck” says the guard. “I tried. Finally, the day when we met, I was really shocked seeing her, she was damn fucking hot and sexy. I was really getting bad thoughts about her, but side by side, I was really scared because I had a girlfriend in the same area. So I tried to meet this girl very carefully.Then we thought of going to some hotel to have fun, enjoy and do loads of gup shup, but I was in that kind of mood where I was desperately trying to have sex with her. When we reached the hotel, we both were really feeling shy,. I want to feel you tongue fucking me as deep as you can. Then when I am happy, you can go back to my pussy. Do it you fucking whore!"I couldn't get out of it and knew I had to do whatever she wanted. Especially now that I had sex with 8 very young boys and one very young girl. And it was all on video tape. So, I stuck my tongue out and licked her tight little hole and pushed my tongue into her. She squealed with delight when I did that and pushed her ass toward me more.It wasn't as bad as I. I said that I was fine (when I was actually a wreck) and that I would severely berate myself later if I didn’t ‘give it a go’ when the chance was there. He assured me that he felt the same way and then calmly asked me if it would help matters if he were to simply fondle my crotch? I was stunned for just a second or two before answering that ‘yes’ maybe it would help.He got up from the bed and took a couple of paces towards me and I stood up directly in front of him. He then put his hand over my.